all about the jacksons.

current post-grad options i'm currently considering (in no particular order)

retirement
beach bum

either option will include hitting every beach music festival in the state of north carolina this summer. i plan to live off of the 'jacksons' i will be rollin' in after i sell all my funiture and move into my parent's basement.

don't be jealous.

who's NOT your daddy?

celia rivenbark in her weekely column in the sun news (myrtle beach,sc) on who fathered anna nicole's daughter:

Whenever there is a paternity question, anywhere in the U.S. or abroad, I think K-Fed should be hauled in and swabbed.

you can read the rest of the article here: (p.s. i hate the new blogger and can't figure out how to post links and hide html.)

http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/mld/myrtlebeachonline/news/columnists/celia_rivenbark/16780095.htm

reason number 487 why i'm awesome

i hit a traffic cop last wednesday. and then when we exchanged information i gave her my insurance card(from north carolina), my license(from virginia) and the most recent registration i could find (from 2005)...did i mention i was in colorado? and that i hit her new volvo?